Match day · you’re in the squad
Derby Day at Brenton’s
Hosted by Brenton. A braai on the stoep, the derby on the big screen with the volume up, and five-a-side in the garden at full time for anyone who still has legs.
- Date
- Saturday 20 March 2027Derby day. Clear the whole afternoon.
- Braai
- 13:00 SASTFire’s lit, cooler boxes open, the pre-match shows on.
- Kick-off
- 15:30Seats taken by 15:15. Nobody walks in front of the screen.
- Full time
- Five-a-side in the gardenLosers’ team does the dishes. Done by about 21:00.
- Where
- Brenton’s place — the stoep & the big screenNorthcliff, Johannesburg
- Wear
- Your team’s jerseyRival jerseys welcome. You’ll be on the other couch.
Team sheet
- 13:00Braai on the stoep. Boerewors rolls, cold drinks, the pre-match shows on.
- 15:30Kick-off on the big screen. Volume up, phones down.
- Half timePenalty challenge in the garden. Winner picks the second-half snacks.
- Full timeFive-a-side for anyone with legs left. Losers do the dishes.
Bring
- Your team’s jersey
- Your own drinks
- A camp chair
- Takkies for the five-a-side
- A vuvuzela (one per household, please)
We’ve got the fire, the meat, the ice and the big screen.
Squad named by 13 March 2027
In the squad?
We’ll buy the meat and set out the chairs by the headcount, so let us know either way.