Brenton invites you to

Crack the Safe

Marco’s last night of freedom is in the vault. Five numbers, five tumblers, one crew.

Number 1: turn the dial left. Listen for the heavy click, then hold still on it.

  1. Dossier 1 · the day Saturday 6 March 2027 The Heist: Marco’s Bachelor. Planned by Brenton, the inside man.
  2. Dossier 2 · when Crew meets at 14:00 SAST The vault opens at 21:00. We go until the last man folds.
  3. Dossier 3 · where The Vault Bar Braamfontein, Johannesburg. Codeword at the door: “Marco never saw it coming.”
  4. Dossier 4 · bring R1500 for the kitty, your ID & a getaway driver The kitty covers paintball, the steaks and the first rounds.
  5. Dossier 5 · wear All black. Sunglasses after dark. Something you can run in. The paintball comes first.

Vault’s open. You’re on the crew.

Open the invitation

You’ve been recruited for a bachelor

The Heist: Marco’s Bachelor

One last job before he says “I do”. We need a crew of good men, a getaway driver and someone who can keep a straight face at the steakhouse.

Date
6 March 2027Saturday
Time
14:00 till late SASTThe vault opens at 21:00. We go until the last man folds.
Where
The Vault BarBraamfontein, Johannesburg. Codeword at the door: “Marco never saw it coming.”
Bring
R1500 for the kitty, your ID & a getaway driverThe kitty covers paintball, the steaks and the first rounds.
Wear
All black. Sunglasses after dark.Something you can run in. The paintball comes first.
Reply by
20 February 2027The crew list goes to the paintball range that week.

The plan

  1. 14:00 Paintball “training”. The groom wears the bright overalls.
  2. 18:00 The debrief, at the steakhouse
  3. 21:00 We hit the vault
  4. Late Getaway drivers on standby

Bail not included. Don’t tell the bride.

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Kindly reply by 20 February 2027

Are you in?

The kitty and the bookings go by the head, so let Brenton know either way.